Businessman’s Leisure

And I am relaxing more, now, in fact
a 36% increase year over year in relaxation that
correlates roughly with my increased productivity at work, yes,
my relaxation is definitely key to my production, so
it makes sense to relax as efficiently as possible
(with an eye towards future growth, obviously),
and invest my time into the relaxation methodologies
with the best historical returns;
I’ve angled the right beaches and
scaled the best-reviewed peaks, I’ve
bought the most expensive beach-houses,
paid for the best tours and
done all the research, pored
through the journals, spent weeks
planning for an hour of skiing,
and I’ve taken the right drugs with the right people
in the right deserts.
I’m back now, better than ever,
recharged, on top,
and ready to answer some emails.

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